Dry Wit Goods

Ft. Worth,  TX 
United States
http://www.drywitgoods.com
  • Booth: 6416

It started with a laugh. It was followed by a mental breakdown. And then, after hard work, a brand that reaches friends on an endorphin level was born. Dry Wit Goods is a brand that welcomes people in with a lovely design, then delivers a witty, cheeky, smart-assy punch. Speaking truths in friendships, Dry Wit Goods is a brand to share.

Dry Wit Goods is humor, sass, and a little class on cards, calendars, prints, and gifts. Let's get together and make shoppers laugh.


 Show Specials

  • Jennifer, with Dry Wit Goods, loves free shipping: not just receiving, but also giving. That's why Dry Wit Goods is offering free shipping on all orders made at the NSS! 

    What's even better, is Dry Wit Goods offers the option of free shipping OR 30 Net all the other days of the year. You choose which works best for you. Ask Jen for details!

    Find Dry Wit Goods in booth 6416 in Hall 1D.
  • If you loved the Audrey pins last year (I know I did!), you'll love the Rosie the Riveter "Bring it" pin this year. Jennifer with Dry Wit Goods is offering 100 Rosie-style enamel pins to the first 100 attendees to give Jennifer a business card. Hurry for your pin in booth 6416, Hall 1D.

     
  • Dry Wit Goods offers a low $150 minimum purchase and a 2-item minimum. As an NSS special, if you order $150 of product while in Booth 6416, Hall 1D, you will get six cards of your choice - free!

 Press Releases

  • Dry Wit Goods offers free shipping on all orders when you order through www.drywitgoods.com each and every day. And now, Dry Wit Goods teamed up with FAIRE.com and orders through https://drywitgoods.faire.com will get Net 60, free returns on the first order and, through December 2018, a $100 Dry Wit Goods credit for new customers.

    Dry Wit Goods also offers a low $150 order minimum and an item minimum of two, rather than the typical six. Dry Wit Goods believes in making relationships work with simple choices that make sense for each shop.

    Jennifer Hadley-White, the owner of Dry Wit Goods, will be exhibiting her lovely and cheeky products at the National Stationery Show, February 3-6 in New York City. Swing by Booth 6416 in Hall 1D to chat about her witty lines and great options for purchasing - including low minimums and free shipping.

    Dry Wit Goods is based in Fort Worth, Texas. Jennifer can be contacted at 817-488-7988 or jennifer@drywitgoods.com.

     

     

  • Make a minimum purchase of $150 while in Booth 6416, February 3-6, and receive 6 additional cards of your choice for free!

    Dry Wit Goods offers a low $150 order minimum and an item minimum of two, rather than the typical six because I believe in making relationships work with simple choices that make sense for each shop.

    Jennifer Hadley-White, the owner of Dry Wit Goods, will be exhibiting her lovely and cheeky products at the National Stationery Show, February 3-6 in New York City. Swing by Booth 6416 in Hall 1D to chat about her witty lines and great options for purchasing - including free shipping.

    Dry Wit Goods is based in Fort Worth, Texas. Jennifer can be contacted at 817-488-7988 or jennifer@drywitgoods.com.

  • If you loved the Audrey pins last year (we know we did!), you'll love the Rosie the Riveter "Bring it" pin this year. Jennifer with Dry Wit Goods is offering 100 Rosie-style enamel pins to the first 100 attendees to give Jennifer a business card. Find your pin in booth 6416.

    Jennifer Hadley-White, the owner of Dry Wit Goods, will be exhibiting her lovely and cheeky products at the National Stationery Show, February 3-6 in New York City. Swing by Booth 6416 in Hall 1D to chat about her witty lines and great options for purchasing - including low minimums and free shipping.

    Dry Wit Goods is based in Fort Worth, Texas. Jennifer can be contacted at 817-488-7988 or jennifer@drywitgoods.com.

  • Jennifer Hadley-White is the owner, marketing rep, designer, production line, custodian (OK, she has a cleaning lady), and accountant (OK, her mom does her bills) for Dry Wit Goods, a boutique stationery company based in Ft. Worth, Texas, where the traffic actually stops for cattle drives. Jennifer, however, is far from a cowgirl. She's more of an indoor kind of person, who loves drawing, painting, and working in her beloved Adobe PhotoShop software.

    Jennifer started in the stationery world when her son was little but it was more hobby -- meaning no income. Then, after rearing the kid until school, she re-entered the working world of adults and had to put stationery aside except for a few local craft markets here and there. 

    Then, about four years ago, Jennifer suffered a mental breakdown: the kind of breakdown that required a leave from her job, therapy, and medication (the good stuff). It was a sucky time for her self-esteem. But, as part of her recovery, she started taking business and creative wholesale classes and programs. Her self-esteem shot through the stratosphere and she realized that her easy grasp of these topics meant she was a smarty-pants after all. It was a thrilling time. She determined she was going to take what she learned and make another go at stationery -- this time for profit.

    Since then, Jennifer developed the branding Dry Wit Goods, created 100s of products from greeting cards to prints and calendars and more. Now she sells to shops across the country and is making that profit, ensuring legit business status.

    This year is Jennifer's debut at The National Stationery Show and she's going to bring it! Her witty and smart-assy products are ready to be devoured by attendees and their customers. So swing by booth 6416 in Hall 1D and ask about her show specials, small minimums, and free shipping.

    Jennifer Hadley-White, the owner of Dry Wit Goods, will be exhibiting her lovely and cheeky products at the National Stationery Show, February 3-6 in New York City. Swing by Booth 6416 in Hall 1D to chat about her witty lines and great options for purchasing - including free shipping.

    Dry Wit Goods is based in Fort Worth, Texas. Jennifer can be contacted at 817-488-7988 or jennifer@drywitgoods.com.

  • Jennifer, with Dry Wit Goods, loves free shipping: not just receiving, but also giving. That's why Dry Wit Goods is offering free shipping on all orders made at the NSS! 

    What's even better, is Dry Wit Goods offers the option of free shipping OR 30 Net all the other days of the year. You choose which works best for you. Ask Jen for details!

    Jennifer Hadley-White, the owner of Dry Wit Goods, will be exhibiting her lovely and cheeky products at the National Stationery Show, February 3-6 in New York City. Swing by Booth 6416 in Hall 1D to chat about her witty lines and great options for purchasing - including low minimums.

    Dry Wit Goods is based in Fort Worth, Texas. Jennifer can be contacted at 817-488-7988 or jennifer@drywitgoods.com.


 Products

  • Oh, Shit 2019 Calendar by Dry Wit Goods
    This large wall hanging calendar is perfect for a year of hoping for the best, but planning for the "Oh, shit" moments in life....

  • This calendar is not necessarily for the pessimist: it's more so for the realist-optimist. After all, we have 365 days in 2019 that can go wrong.

    This calendar is also found on a favorite card and as a month in a small, monthly calendar.

    This wall calendar is 12" x 16" on a heavy, white stock. It comes with a silver clip for hanging. And it comes sleeved to keep it clean for the hopeful realist who buys it.

    $16 wholesale; $32 MSRP

    Free shipping or net offer options available. Ask me for details!

  • Peace Out Wall Print by Dry Wit Goods
    Namaste, y'all. This popular wall print is a favorite because, well, who doesn't love four monks meditating. Sounds like a bar joke is coming. But no, just some peace coming your way....

  • This wall print is a fun twist on the normally calm, serious meditation and peaceful, deep thought is a favorite of many Dry Wit Goods customers. You can also find it in a card, large wall calendar, and small 12-month calendar.

    This print is 8" X 10" on a heavy, white stock. It arrives sleeved to keep it clean for the peaceful shoppers in your life. (The frame ain't included).

    $6 wholesale; $12 MSRP

    Free shipping or net offer options available. Ask me for details!

  • Procrastinators Get Shit Done by Dry Wit Goods
    Apparently, I like the word shit. I seem to have a few products with it. This favorite card is one of them: "Procrastinators get shit done, after a little while." This is a great card for a procrastinator to give as a belated birthday card....

  • This card is popular with Dry Wit Goods shoppers because we all know a procrastinator. And we DO get shit done eventually. We're not called "not doers". We just delay gratification.

    You can also get this card on a wall print, a large wall calendar, a spiral calendar, and in a 12-month calendar.

    This card is 5.5" x 4.25" on a white, heavy stock, with a heavy white envelope. It's blank inside and arrives sleeved to stay clean on your shelf.

    $2.60 wholesale, $4.95 MSRP

    Free shipping or net offer options available. Ask me for details!

  • Owl Right Greeting Card by Dry Wit Goods
    Owl Right, Owl Right, Owl right. Read it out loud then meet me in the product detail for the kick!...

  • This Owl Right card is based on pop culture Matthew McConaughey's version of "alright, alright, alright", in his Texas drawl and the confidence of a guy who plays bongos naked. It's fun watching people read this one. You can see them processing, trying to work it out, then BAM! they get it and, more times than not, buy it! It's one of my popular cards down here, deep in the heat of Texas.

    This card is 5.5" x 4.25" on a white, heavy stock, with a heavy white envelope. It's blank inside and arrives sleeved to stay clean on your shelf.

    $2.60 wholesale, $4.95 MSRP

    Free shipping or net offer options available. Ask me for details!

  • Bring it Greeting Card by Dry Wit Goods
    Rosie and the Bring It attitude sure are needed in today's environment. Powerful women, feminists, persistent nevertheless, Notorious RBG, we need them all....

  • This is one of my most popular cards and can also be found in two calendars, a decal, and a print. I use my Rosie in almost all of my marketing materials becuse I love her 'tude. And I think she's pretty. 

    This card is 5.5" x 4.25" on a white, heavy stock, with a heavy white envelope. It's blank inside and arrives sleeved to stay clean on your shelf.

    $2.60 wholesale, $4.95 MSRP

    Free shipping or net offer options available. Ask me for details!

  • Dress for the Job You Want Card by Dry Wit Goods
    Dress for the Job You Want - Unless You Want to Be a Topless Dancer....

  • So, does this mean don't dress like a topless dancer? Or if you want to be a topless dancer, you don't need to dress? Well, it's all in how you interpret this popular card.

    This card is also on a print, a large calendar, and a small monthly calendar.

    This card is 5.5" x 4.25" on a white, heavy stock, with a heavy white envelope. It's blank inside and arrives sleeved to stay clean on your shelf.

    $2.60 wholesale, $4.95 MSRP

    Free shipping or net offer options available. Ask me for details!

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